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Gosh Bless America

By Cookie "Chainsaw" Randolph

Feeling very Patriotic this July.

It was only 236 years ago this month that John Hancock tweeted, "Check out my me-moment on the D of I. T.J.'s signature was only half as big, and he authored it! Doesn't matter, this thing won't last. LOL."

I love little-known facts about American history.

Did you know Lincoln was running supermodels in and out of the Oval Office more often than JFK? That's why Booth shot him-Honest Abe was slamming his chick! (Too...