Buffalo Bills

A Drop in the Bucket

By Cookie "Chainsaw" Randolph

(Published in the February 2011 issue)

As I reflect on another NFL season, particularly the playoffs and the Super Bowl, I'm reminded how former San Francisco 49ers running back Roger Craig is responsible for Jim Carrey's superstardom, the sitcom Friends, our national obsession with Jennifer Aniston's fertility, the fate of Third World orphans and one less Hall of Fame enshrinement in Canton, Ohio.

Allow yourself to thoroughly agree...