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By Cookie "Chainsaw" Randolph

Within my vast array of incredibly awesome gifts (which includes unparalleled humility) is the ability to have time-traveling dreams that foretell actual events.

The other night I was having my standard dream of being naked in a classroom during a midterm I hadn't studied for, when I was launched into a wild adventure that spanned the entire 2011-12 Chargers season.

Fortunately for all of us, when I woke up, I jotted down the results of all the games before I could forget them. Bet accordingly.

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