A.C. Green

Giving the Finger

By Cookie "Chainsaw" Randolph

(Published in the February 2010 issue)

We've known it since the seventh grade: chicks dig athletes. Always have, always will. It's different for these guys in a way the rest of us will never know.

Too many temptations on the road-the iPhone even has an app for sports groupies looking for visiting team hotels. (It's called the iJeter. It's as easy as Click-Find-SCORE.)

Monogamy is virtually impossible for these guys during...