Sarah Jessica Parker

Hawaiian Shirt

By Cookie "Chainsaw" Randolph

 It's been over a year now.

After inflicting devastation to the people, landscape and nuclear stability of eastern Japan, the Tohoku Tsunami of March 2011 rolled westward, wreaking havoc as far away as Santa Cruz, California, and points between, including Kona, Hawaii.

While the more robustly structured Four Seasons resort survived next door, the rustic beachside Kona Village Resort (KVR) was devastated by gigantic, pounding waves. Some 20 of the family huts, or...