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"Boys' Catholic school is a lot like going to a regular school, except your teacher is a priest - with benefits. No, i'm kidding. I was never touched by any priest in school. Which makes me think, 'Am i not attractive?' Usually they are giving that shit away." -C

hris Hardwick 

on Comedy Central Stand-Up
7/25-26: Chris Hardwick @ Balboa Theatre,

"My laptop has been acting kind of buggy lately. I was working on it, and this thing popped up. It said: 'Windows encountered a critical flaw. Would you like to send an error report...