"Boys' Catholic school is a lot like going to a regular school, except your teacher is a priest - with benefits. No, i'm kidding. I was never touched by any priest in school. Which makes me think, 'Am i not attractive?' Usually they are giving that shit away." -C
on Comedy Central Stand-Up
7/25-26: Chris Hardwick @ Balboa Theatre, sandiegotheatres.org
"My laptop has been acting kind of buggy lately. I was working on it, and this thing popped up. It said: 'Windows encountered a critical flaw. Would you like to send an error report...