Occupied San Diego

Photo: Brevin Blach
Words: Cookie “Chainsaw” Randolph

“Regulate me, THEN the banks! Regulate me, THEN the banks!”

The difference between me screaming at someone locked inside a portable toilet and the protesters chanting on Wall Street is that the object of my scorn can actually hear me. In either case, we 99-percenters might be making it harder on ourselves. The guy in the outhouse is undoubtedly making me wait longer by clamping up tighter than a submarine hatch, while the corporate tycoon is raking in even more billions at the occupiers’ expense, relaxing on his gold-plated bidet as he doubles down on pepper-spray stock.

Cookie “Chainsaw” Randolph occupies the airwaves with The Dave, Shelly & Chainsaw Show, weekday mornings on 100.7 JACK-fm.