Laughing stock: April comedy shows

Funny people headed to San Diego this month include Ali Wong, Dave Chappelle, Joe Rogan and Lev Fer.

4.5: Daniel Tosh

“It is great to be here in America, the greatest country in the world if you haven’t traveled a lot.” — Daniel Tosh on People Pleaser

@ Pechanga Resort Casino, pechanga.com

4.5-7: Michael Yo

“I am black and Asian, people. Blasian. White women love blasian dudes ’cause I’m a starter black. I’m a gateway drug to blackness, people. I’m like weed for white women, you know what I mean? They start with me, and then they end up with Randall over there.” — Michael Yo at the Laugh Factory

@ The Comedy Store, thecomedystore.com/la-jolla

4.7: Dave Chappelle

“I don’t like looking at my d*ck anymore. My d*ck looks distinguished. It’s old. An old-lookin’ d*ck. It’s got salt-and-pepper hair all around it. My d*ck looks like Morgan Freeman in the ’90s —without the dots.” — Dave Chappelle on Equanimity

@ Harrah’s Resort SoCal, harrahssocal.com

4.12-13: Michael Kosta

“Anyone who thinks USA is No. 1 should take Amtrak a few times.” — Michael Kosta on Twitter

@ American Comedy Co., americancomedyco.com

4.12-14: Natasha Leggero & Moshe Kasher

Natasha Leggero: “I will have to say, though, that the baby’s not mad, it just thinks I made a lot of sacrifices for you, you know? I’m carrying your child, I converted to Judaism for you.”
Moshe Kasher: “OK, that’s not fair. You didn’t convert for me. I simply told you I would never marry you unless you converted.” — Natasha Leggero & Moshe Kasher on The Honeymoon Stand Up Special

@ The Comedy Store, thecomedystore.com/la-jolla

4.16: Lev Fer

“Man, Sour Patch Kids are so god damn good I wanna meet the Sour Patch parents” — Lev Fer on Twitter

@ Comedy Store, thecomedystore.com/lajolla

4.18-20: Marc Maron

“I’m not the most courageous guy. I’m sort of an alpha-pu**y.” — Marc Maron on Too Real

@ American Comedy Co., americancomedyco.com

4.20: Joe Rogan

“For real, we don’t know what we’re doing. If this country was a person, we’d be on coke, driving a yellow Corvette, singing Mötley Crüe songs in front of our ex’s house.” — Joe Rogan on Strange Times

@ Viejas Arena, as.sdsu.edu/viejas_arena

4.25-27: Janeane Garofalo

“I’m not ageist, and I begrudge young people nothing. I’m on your side. I’m sorry you were born into such an aggressive culture. Cupcake Wars, Storage Wars, Cutthroat Kitchen. Are the stakes that high?” — Janeane Garofalo at the City Winery

@ American Comedy Co., americancomedyco.com

4.19-21: Ali Wong

“That’s how I know I love my baby more than anybody else in the entire world. I told my husband ‘’til death do us part,’ and not once have I ever sniffed his ass to check if he shit his pants. I’ve licked it, but I haven’t sniffed it.” — Ali Wong on Hard Knock Wife

Read more about the comedian who will perform seven shows in San Diego here.

@ Balboa Theatre, sandiegotheatres.org