A Walk on the Wild Side
6:30 a.m. Early bird gets the worm.
6:45 a.m. Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
7 a.m. Busy as a beaver.
8 a.m. Work like a dog (on the cash cow).
10:30 a.m. Smell a rat.
4 p.m. Get someone’s goat.
5 p.m. Keep the wolves at bay.
5:15 p.m. Walk like a duck.
6 p.m. Take a catnap.
7 p.m. Wolf down dinner.
8 p.m. Chomp at the bit.
8:01 p.m. Lead a horse to water.
8:30 p.m. Drink like a fish: hair of the dog.
10 p.m. Monkey around, go ape.
11 p.m. Have a whale of a time.
1 a.m. Go hog wild, like a bat out of hell.
1:15 a.m. Let the cat out of the bag.
1:30 a.m. Stubborn as a mule.
1:45 a.m. Hoof it home.
2 a.m. Look like something the cat dragged in.
2:01 a.m. Pee like a racehorse.
2:05 a.m. Play cat and mouse.
2:06 a.m. The straw that broke the camel’s back.
2:10 a.m. In the doghouse.
2:15 a.m. Let sleeping dogs lie.
2:20 a.m. Gentle as a lamb.
I love animals...almost as much as I love eating them. And after a month of hearing about them (while I was editing this dining issue of PacificSD), my wife is beyond tired of all the puns.
Oh, Deer. Don’t be such a Chicken. It’s just your animal husbandry talking.
Eat well, San Diego!