Last Gasp

Write a caption that’s funnier than PacificSD’s staff attempts below to win $250 in gift certificates
($50 to each of Bar West, Firehouse, Azul La Jolla, barleymash and Broken Yolk).

“Johnny blew his way to the top.”

“I guess you don’t need a dispensary to get high.”

“Leaf blower? I don’t even know her!”

E-mail your caption to captions@pacificsandiego.com by June 15.
Funniest answers will be printed in the July issue.