Write a caption that's funnier than PacificSD's staff attempts below to win $250 in gift certificates ($50 to each of Bar West, Firehouse, Azul La Jolla, barleymash and Broken Yolk). "Johnny blew his way to the top." "I guess you don't need a dispensary to get high." "Leaf blower? I don't even know her!" E-mail your caption to email@example.com by June 15. Funniest answers will be printed in the July issue.