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8.25-27: JB Smoove @ The American Comedy Co.,

"Cops do not like to chase your ass. They don't mind the car, because the car can run out of gas, or the spike bust its tires. But when you get outta that damn car, that's when the cops get mad at your ass. Know why? 'Cause they got all that bullsh** on their belt. They got tons of sh** they will never use. They got guns, bullets, tasers, mace, lie-detector tests, DNA test, a damn coffeemaker on that motherf***er. That sh** is heavy!" - JB Smoove on Russell Simmons Presents

8/26: Infected...