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What’s the worst thing you can say to a cop after being pulled over?
Enter your answer in the comments section below to enter to win a Sycuan Casino Concert Experience Package including:
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Published on 2/06/12 by alyson
I am drunk and disorderly and you should probably just arrest me now.
“& we meet again….What seems to be the problem…this time?”
Is that bacon or donuts I smell?
Ha thought I lost you back there! What took you so long?
Sh**… Was it the running through the red light or the going 90? I didn’t notice the light I was in a hurry to Mexico and I didn’t realize my speed because i was on my phone. Sorry.
(if the person was drinking). “And you are? “
Sorry officer, the light looked green through the bottom of the bottle.
We have a lot in common Mr. ocifer. My eyes are glazed from eating donuts tooooo!
This isn’t what it looks like…
“F*ck the police!!” and then speed off, flashing your high beams and honking your horn repeatedly.
If I show you my boobs will you let me go??
What seems to be the officer, problem?
Is there some Unwritten Law why I can’t use those handcuffs on you?!
Specifically if he asks “Do you have any drugs or weapons?”
Do not respond with “What do you need?”
“Are you a man or a woman? I can’t tell.”
I’M FREAKIN’ OUT, MAN!!!
I consent to a search.
Do you know you were speeding officer?
Hey man, want a hit?
Do you guys still give out free POGS?
It’s okay, officer. I have a prescription.
If you don’t step aside, in about 45 seconds I’ll puke this whole bottle of Jack on your….(BARFING).
want to see my boobs & we can call it even?
Let me see your license, insurance and proof of registration you SOB!
Well,HELLO there….
0ffender: “I was just arguing with my friend here, that he`s lying!
0fficer: Wrong about what?
0ffender: -last time at the grocery some lady, miss, miss, Miss`(calling out the officer`s last name), my friend said she just text him “come over, I`m alone”
0fficer: WHAT – `errrrrrrrrrrrrrt` <speeding home"
I need to take a shit VERY BADLY!!!…*let out huge fart*
Sorry Officer, I have no License or registration, but I do have this gun!
Damn dude, you do know that I could have easily lost you, right?
I bet I make more money than you!
1. I swear to drunk i’m not God!
2. Can you hold my beer while I look for my insurance card?
3. ‘You know officer, if you factor in the earth’s rotation..technically, TECHNICALLY we all were speeding..’
4. “Oh, I thought about being a cop. Then I decided to graduate from Middle School.”
5. “I’m making a citizens arrest. You’re under arrest for being a fat retard.”
6. “Yea, I was going fast so I could get to your house to f*ck your wife.”
7. “Dude, how’d you catch me? I mean, I am driving a cloud.”
8. “I was going fast enough for you to put down your donut and pull me over.”
9. “Whatever officer, just don’t look in the trunk.”
10. “Can you just give me a warning? This is my fourth speeding ticket this week.”
The winner (belated announcement) was Dawn with her answer, “Sorry officer, the light looked green through the bottom of the bottle.” Hope you enjoyed your Sycuan experience Dawn!