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4.18…Today’s Contest: Christina wins!
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Published on 4/15/11 by alyson
Q: The “Perfect Man” (dressed as the Easter Bunny), a gorgeous “Natural Blonde” and a “Regular Ol’ Gal” all sit down to play strip poker – who wins?
A: The “Regular Ol’ Gal”, because the perfect man, the Easter Bunny and a gorgeous natural blonde don’t exist.
Play, boy-bunny!
Here comes Pedro cotton tail
Smokin, Pokin, chasin tail!
Is that a carrot in your bunny suit or are you just happy to see me?
Bunny: “Alright Alyson, yer down to the panties, loose those and you’re in the cage with the last one”
Poker with a hot
Rabbit hand has full house blue
hidden eggs winning
Bunny Suit: $100
Cards, table & chairs: $30
Beer & Cigars: $75
2 Babes + 1 Horny Bunny = PRICELESS!
Lamp and clock had been flirting incessantly, until one day, time stood still.
Is it hard to lose at strip poker when you don’t wear clothes?
Fur sure!
A normal Tuesday night at SDSU…
The easter bunnys time is always short lived, especially when you go from one suit to the other…
Somebunny is cheating!!!!
Q: What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
A: Deviled eggs!
” Where’s the button on this Rabbit?”
What Happens in San Diego? ….That’s up to you!
“One down, two to go!”
girl with her bra off “i thought this thing was suppose to vibrate when it got excited?! useless”
Brunette : ” I will call your Bra and raise your boxer shorts “
One minute you are enjoying the unlimited mimosas as Easter brunch. The next you can’t find your pants and can’t explain the white fur and smell of eggs on you.
Bunny: I’ll raise you a carrot.
Bernette: I’m all in…
Blonde: Go Fish?
Why NO! NoBUNNY has ever confused me with Chris Moneymaker before…
Updated version to mine…..
Brunette: “I will call your bra Blondie and raise your boxer shorts Mr. Bunny.”
It keeps going… and going… and going… and going… and going… til they are all gone… and going… and going…
-(sponsored by some batteries)
Got grass????
It’s good to be the Rabbit King….
bunny waiting for another all-in opportunity
Whoa careful! You’re flashing me your…cards!
Easter*s WET DREAM!
Silly girls….trix are for kids!
CORRECTION
Silly Girls…Trix are not just for kids!
G’s up Hoe’s Down….Grand Master Bun Just Having Some Fun!
Even for the Easter Bunny, two thongs dont make it right.
I wonder what the poor bunnies are doing this season?
A good support bra can tame even the wildest hare!
EB: Liquor & Poker?…I hardly even know her!
Blonde: Apparently the Easter Bunny switched from carrot juice to douche juice.
Brunette: Well, Peter is another term for “Dick”.
Easter is cancelled…the Easter Bunny was out all night trying to get some tail. He let his happy thoughts multiply like rabbits!
Everyone is entitled to a bad “hare” day!
*CORRECTION*
Everybunny is entitled to a bad “hare” day!
What the Easter Bunny does the rest of the year.
A Mall Easter Bunny’s idea of a “Good Friday”…a “peep” show and a sweet suit that is fur sure to make him a “chick” magnet!
Easter Bunny Motto: All work and no play can make you a “basket” case
The grass is always greener in someone else’s basket.
Bunny to the girls…”I’m all in!”
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
“STRIP POKER, STILL WONT FIND THESE EASTER EGGS!”
“Good thing I decided to wear the bunny suit before I agreed to playing strip poker tonight…”
“If I play my cards right, rabbit’s feet ain’t the only thing that’s gonna be lucky for me…”
“Eat your heart out, Hef–!”
Bob is the world’s luckiest singing telegram messenger…
“these marked cards Penn & Teller gave me from our last gig are really paying off..”
“And after this photo they’ll never laugh at my part time job again!”
When I grow up I wanna the Easter bunny
Hop….. The unauthorized biography.
Even a Leprechaun is not this lucky eat your heart out sucker.
I fold….You two play.!!!
Let the egg hunt begin…
I’m glad I’m dominating these girls I really don’t want them to see my baby carrots.
“winning”
forget the foot, this whole bunny is lucky!
Dear Diary…………………..
“if the rabbit die’s……..” call HEF!
NEW BUNNY’S
The Other Playboy Bunny
JUst another random night for easter bunny,when hes not delivering eggs one night a year.Girls love to cuddle the bunny!!
And after emerging from his pleasure cave just three days later, Mr. Bunny could finally say he knew the true meaning of Easter.
I tawt I taw her puddy tats!!!!!
BILLY RABBIT…..SORRY BUT…TITS AREN’T UP FOR BIDS
Is that a Cadbury creme filled egg or are you just happy to see us?
Now that’s what I call a winning pair!
because 40 days of lent is a long time…
Silly kids…These tricks ARE for rabbits!
Wow, nice set of easter eggs! I’m liking this Easter bunny gig!
“Strip poker? Pfft… I’ve got nothing to lose. I’m already naked!”
“My sister has a pair, Mister Bunny, and I have a bigger pair. What do you mean, you have a ‘nut flush?’”
“I’m hopin down the bunny trail all right!” Peter Cotton Trail
WORST POKERFACE EVAR!
Girls night out somehow always ends up playing with a “rabbit”.
What wins, 2 queens or a royal douche?
What wins, 2 Queens or a Royal douche???
After a hard night of delivering eggs and chocolate, the Easter Bunny likes to unwind with a couple of lady friends and beer.
Wanna know what else bunnies are good at?
because “Dogs Playing Poker” is passe’. Print also available in Velveteen.
Hey Ladies..just like the Cadberry Bunny..I too have a creamy filling inside!!
Time to push all in…
Anyone have a light for my carrot?
What the Easter Bunny and his Easter Chick assistants do after their photography gigs at the mall.
The hunt begins here…(It sure beats being Santa!)
Alright ladies I won so now you have to paint my “Easter eggs”.
Don’t all PB Pub Crawls end this way? Theme? Buns & Bunnies, of course!
HA HA – I said show me the Hare, not Pair!
Who wins, 2 Queens or a Royal douche?
“Like many former child stars, Thumper too, couldn’t resist the depravities of early success.”
“When the Hugh started introducing his friend Harvey around the mansion, no one believed him until one night, surveillance cameras caught this.”
Second try… without the typos
“Like many former child stars, Thumper too, couldn’t resist the depravities of early success.”
“When Hugh started introducing his friend Harvey around the mansion, no one believed him until one night, surveillance cameras caught this.”
Lets get twitterpated
Eeny-meeny-miny-mo…
One more card ’till I turn ‘ho.
Corrected Version
Brunette Babe:
“Eeny-meeny-miny-mo…
One more card ’till I turn ‘ho.”
Rabbit:
“I don’t care HOW many carrots I’ll get…I’m not hopping ANYWHERE now.”
OUR WINNER IS CHRISTINA WITH HER ANSWER,
“Silly kids… These tricks ARE for rabbits!” Congratulations Christina! Keep checking back for more ways to play!